Purple is evil.

I just read this by Crab Mommy. I totally agree! It is a mother’s job to teach her daughter that purple is not a nice color. Pink is much better, or perhaps my personal favorite of blue. Yellow is somewhat evil as it’s the left over color.

I grew up in a family of three children – the other two are twins and were often color-coded so that people would know who was who. Their colors were red and blue.

Have you ever noticed that three packs of toys are almost always the three primary colors? Red, blue and yellow. Guess who always got stuck with the yellow.

I thought I could escape in college but no. The first night we were there we were informed by some very peppy people that our class color was yellow. There is no escape from yellow.

This does not change the fact that purple is evil and should not be trusted. It might not follow from my story but it is truth.